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Why are boyfriends like cars?
BEST. SHORT JOKES. EVER. Vol. 2
I wrote this after finding myself stuck on the freeway next to a woman who was uncontrollably sobbing in the next car over What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend? The other says, Are you sure? My boyfriend is like my iPhone. Start bitching when he uses you for laundry, or as a human shield. On your first date with a guy, never give him a list of mistakes by your previous boyfriends to take home and study. Why does your boyfriend have a hole in their penis?